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BeriCraft Aviation Takes Lead from SeemsFree on Fraud PDF Print E-mail
Written by Marietta Sinclair   

Solace Creek (ANS) - It was confirmed today that the Colorado Bureau of Investigation is looking in to allegations of fraud at the Colorado facilities of BeriCraft Aviation that are similar to allegations make against retail giant Seems Free in October.  In BeriCraft's case, there is a twist. Instead of thousands of customers being ripped off by rigged vending machines, the victims the thousands of BeriCraft employees.  Just months ago, BeriCraft acquired over seven hundred vending machines from WagerzTech, the same company implicated in the SeemsFree allegations.

Nearly twenty percent of the vending transactions on the WagerzTech machines fail to dispense merchandise, and retain and average of fifty-cents of each dollar supposedly refunded by activating the coin return.  In SeemsFree's case, insiders suggested that the retained refunds were being divided by SeemsFree and WagerzTech.  Apparently the same thing is happening in the BeriCraft case.  BeriCraft CEO Geoffrey Fynch has been "travelling" and the company has not returned calls from media.

 
They Must Think They're in Congress PDF Print E-mail
Written by Marietta Sinclair   
A few days ago, the county commissioners in neighboring Boulder-Springs terminated their entire audit staff without notice. One of the commissioners, who wants to remain nameless for obvious reasons said, "We hired these people to look for theft and stuff. You know, like employees taking pens and notebooks, stuff like that. The next thing we knew this woman who headed the audit team was looking in management issues. Nobody said anything about looking into any of that. She's looking at policies, procedures--looking to make sure people are following the rules. Hell, we're commissioners, we don't have to follow any damned rules. We make the rules for regular people." When asked about particular policies that were being investigated the commissioner declined comment. More on this story as it develops. The Statesman admits to being very naive in thinking that county commissioners would have to follow the same rules as the rest of us. We assume that most of them have a run for Congress on their agendas.
 
Colorado Congressman Killed While Hunting With Veep PDF Print E-mail
Written by ANS - Wire   

October 18, 2007 - Boulder-Springs Colorado (ANS)...  Nolan Trueax, four-term congressman from Colorado's seventh congressional district, died today after being accidentally shot by a member of the Vice President's security team.  Details are forthcoming.  Trueax had been under fire for his recent proposal of a piece of legislation HB7-1231, that established strict limitations and controls on war-time profits by American companies. 

Nicknamed "Corpacite Swatter", the legislation proprosed broad and sweeping changes to the tax code in addition to creating a new class of Federal crime.  Under Trueax's proposed legistation, 80% of a company's war-related profits would be divided equally among the war's disabled casualties and surviving families.  To substantially increase the bite, and to counter recent moves to repeal Sarbanes-Oxley legislation, HB7-1231 permanently erased tax deductions for the salaries and other compensation paid to the top 10% of any company's employees, regardless of the war-time provisions of the bill.  Services for Congressman Trueax have not been scheduled at this time, and the President declined to order a period of mourning for the fallen representative.

 
Colorado Senator Proposes New Treason Statute PDF Print E-mail
Written by Marietta Sinclair   

Colo Sen Neall at Boulder-Springs airportWashington (ANS Wire) Colorado Senator Douglas "Dooley" Neall (PNCP) today introduced legislation in the Senate that would vastly expand the list of "treasonable" activities. Neall said that with over a trillion dollars in federal funds at risk and a national debt exceeding ten trillion dollars, it is time to establish some rigid penalties regarding the abuse of fiscal controls. The high points of Neall's bill are (verbatim from the text of the bill):

  • Section 6.1 - The solicitation or acceptance of a bribe, kickback, graft or other illicit payment by a government employee, whether elected or appointed, shall be tantamount to treason and prosecuted as such.
  • Section 6.2 - The offer or payment of a bribe, kickback, graft or other payment for favors or preferential treatment to any government employee, whether elected or appointed, shall be tantamount to treason and prosecuted as such.
  • Section 6.3 - The acceptance or offer of payment to a family member, relative, business associate, or professional representative (includes attorneys, accountants) in an attempt to gain favors or preferential treatment from an government employee, whether elected or appointed, shall be tantamount to treason and prosecuted as such.
  • Section 7.1 - The offer or acceptance of economic influence regarding legislation before Congress shall be tantamount to treason and prosecuted as such.
  • Section 7.2 - The payment of individuals, whether employees or service contractors, to attempt to influence legislation via monetary payments, gifts, entertainment, or other means shall be tantamount to treason and prosecuted as such.

Most Washington insiders have little confidence that Neall's bill will make it out of committee hearings. A common quote coming from lobbyists and others familiar with matters inside the loop is, "Neall's bill will never fly. It's not the way we do things around here." However, some insiders say that Section 7.2 of the bill has thousands of D.C. lobbyists very nervous and that it puts their very livelihoods at stake.

Senator Neall, at an early morning press conference, said. "This legislation has been long coming. This is the United States of America in the twenty-first century, not sixteenth-century Europe where governments were controlled by a small group of landowners who controlled the resources. As much as those behind bland gray desks in Washington and in the exaggerated opulence of Wall Street skyscrapers would like to believe, the real resources of this country are it's people, and the natural resources in the hands of what the financiers and political pundits call Flyover Country. Together, the senators and representatives from the flyover states have the votes to put this legislation on the books and to take back control of what rightfully belongs to the people, ALL the people of the United States."

 

 
Statesman Unearths Revealing Cade Photos PDF Print E-mail
Written by Marietta Sinclair - Editor in Chief   

April 1, 2008 - Solace Creek Colorado. 
We at the Statesman have uncovered a series of revealing and possibly incriminating photographs relating to the Acolytican Church.  These photographs are of Acolytican leader Perseus Cade, called the Gleaner of Souls by his followers.  Some are over 10 years old, others more recent, but what they all have in common is that they reveal show Reverend Cade in situations likely to be frowned upon by both his congregation and the political leaders Cade claims to have "in his pocket."

Be sure and read the Statesman as these photos and accompanying stories are released.

 

 
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